Wednesday, May 5, 2010

For All the Single Ladies....

A lot of females were asking me who the dude in the shades was from my post yesterday. So here is my promo for him.....Drum roll please.......

Well, you've come to the right place. Get ready to double dip into a delicious fusion of Indian goodness. No, it's not the new restaurant on your street: it's my buddy Qasim…aka...Q!!!

He's been to China. He's been to Puerto Rico. But he hasn't been out with you...yet. But he's ready. So put down that Seventeen magazine and apply! Your dream date with Q awaits.

To put it quite simply: In the refrigerator of life, Q is the Sunny Delight and all other guys are the purple stuff.

If somehow you're still not convinced that Q is perfect for you, I'm keeping a running tally of the near infinite reasons why you should date Q.

The Top Reasons Why You Should meet this man:

Q only wears short-sleeve shirts. It became too much of a hassle sewing his long-sleeves back together each time he accidentally flexes his muscles.

Used to read Word Up magazine.

When he sees something, he says something.

Has always believed it wasn’t butter.

He's so lucky that he often uses the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button when he Googles.

He always does the code for 30 lives when he plays Contra, but only uses one.

Can name all six teams from Legends of the Hidden Temple.

He's kid tested and mother approved.

He is qualified to operate the safety showers in hospitals all throughout the continental United States.

Prefers mittens to gloves.

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