Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed

Before you click on the video I want to let you know that my buddy Q tried to dispute this violation at the Long Island Nassau County Police Department. He told the judge that he didn’t run the red light and that he would never do anything like that. Well he had no idea what he was getting himself into...the police had him on tape.

End result: Ticket of $75 plus $150 for wasting the judge’s time.

Meet My Cousin

So check it out, this is my cousin Shahzad. He's the youngest cousin in our family. What makes him so cool is that he has a great collection of hats. This is my favorite hat. It says Paki in the front and has his initials on the back. He's pretty much one of the biggest bad asses you'll ever meet in your life (check out the bike). If you are around the age of 16 stay away from this guy!