Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Jersey Doesn't Stink
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Textees
Monday, August 23, 2010
Most Ridiculous Product Ever
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
So You Wanna Play Some Basketball?
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Father of the Year
Monday, August 2, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Birthday Gift
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
The Greatest Movie of Our Generation (Not Really)
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Kim Kardashian
Topics: TWITTER, KIM KARDASHIAN, BREAST-FEEDING
The breastfeeding debate rages on.
Kim Kardashian came under fire by her followers on Saturday with what seemed like an anti-breast feeding comment. She tweeted, ”EWW Im at lunch, the woman at the table next 2 me is breast-feeding her baby w no coverup then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper.”
The tweet put her in the middle of what remains a contentious subject: Selma Hayak nursed a starving baby in Sierra Leone on camera to lift the stigma against breast-feeding. Women in the Phillipines kicked off a mass breast-feeding event last year. Facebook’s ban of photos of nipples angered nursers and resulted in thousands of protestors uploading nursing photos to their profiles.
After Twitter criticism, Kardashian walked back her comments, tweeting: “My sister breast feeds! Its a natural beautiful thing, there’s nothing wrong w it, but she covers herself, not w her boobs exposed”
“And you DON’T change a dirty at the dinner table…u use the restroom. Everyone was complaining! Just unsanitary”
Breast-feeding aside, I’m with Kim on this one — changing a baby at a dinner table is just gross.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Super Mario Theme by Violin
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Obama Love
Indian Movies are Classic
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Whoomp There it is.....Obama?
Monday, June 7, 2010
C'mon LeBron...really?
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Website Names Gone Wrong
1)
www.whorepresents.com
Who Represents is a database for agencies 2 be rich n famous!
2)
www.expertsexchange.com
Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and news.
3)
www.penisland.net
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island.
4)
www.therapistfinder.com
Need a therapist?
5)
www.powergenitalia.com
An Italian Power company.
6)
www.molestationnursery.com
Mole station Nursery based in South Wales.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
10 Most Evil Children Ever
These kids are probably the most badass children you'll ever meet in your life. My favorite one is the kid playing chess. Watchout or he'll checkmate your sorry ass.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Baller!!!!!
Monday, May 17, 2010
Lebron's Mom and his Teammate an item?
In what is truly a disturbing story, comes exclusive Terez Owens news that LeBron’s teammate Delonte West is sleeping with LeBron’s Mother Gloria James..Yes, this is the purported story coming from my source in Cleveland..My source explains the following.”My uncle is the general contractor at the Q and has been for the last 7 years. He’s good friends with a lot of guys at the Q, including some of the bigger boys in the organization and knows Dan Gilbert personally.My uncle has been told that Delonte has been banging Gloria James (Lebron’s Mom) for some time now. Somehow Lebron found out before game four and it destroyed their chemistry and divided the team. I am not making this up, I wish it wasn’t true but it happened. .” With Delonte West’s checkered past, LeBron can be none too pleased with his teammate and good friend hanging with his Mother… The Cavs definitely looked like a different squad from game 4 on..especially LeBron…coincidence, or did this really just happen? Maybe this is the reason LeBron’s leaving Cleveland..-TO
Friday, May 14, 2010
New York Knicks! New York Knicks!
Move Over Avatar
Well 3D movies are making a huge splash this year. You got Avatar, Alice in Wonderland, and Crash of the Titans. Big movies with huge special effects! So the 3D effects do add some pizazz to the movie. But do we really need Step Up and Dance in 3D? Do I really want to see Tatum Channing's hips swinging in 3D?
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Michael Jackson in year 2000.....
Back in 1985...Ebony Magazine featured a section called "What Celebrities will look like in the year 2000"...they were off...big time...
Read the fine print at the bottom. "At age 40 Michael Jackson will have aged gracefully and will have a handsome, more mature look. In number, his fans will have grown tenfold by the year 2000."
Monday, May 10, 2010
Iron Man 2 Review is In!
I went out with my mom to see a movie last weekend. I told her we were going to see an Indian movie, but she had no idea I pulled the old "switcharoo" and we went to Iron Man 2 instead. Happy Mother's day!
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
For All the Single Ladies....
A lot of females were asking me who the dude in the shades was from my post yesterday. So here is my promo for him.....Drum roll please.......
Well, you've come to the right place. Get ready to double dip into a delicious fusion of Indian goodness. No, it's not the new restaurant on your street: it's my buddy Qasim…aka...Q!!!
To put it quite simply: In the refrigerator of life, Q is the Sunny Delight and all other guys are the purple stuff.
If somehow you're still not convinced that Q is perfect for you, I'm keeping a running tally of the near infinite reasons why you should date Q.
The Top Reasons Why You Should meet this man:
Q only wears short-sleeve shirts. It became too much of a hassle sewing his long-sleeves back together each time he accidentally flexes his muscles.
Used to read Word Up magazine.
When he sees something, he says something.
Has always believed it wasn’t butter.
He's so lucky that he often uses the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button when he Googles.
He always does the code for 30 lives when he plays Contra, but only uses one.
Can name all six teams from Legends of the
He's kid tested and mother approved.
He is qualified to operate the safety showers in hospitals all throughout the continental
Prefers mittens to gloves.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Better Marriage Bed
Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed
Before you click on the video I want to let you know that my buddy Q tried to dispute this violation at the Long Island Nassau County Police Department. He told the judge that he didn’t run the red light and that he would never do anything like that. Well he had no idea what he was getting himself into...the police had him on tape.
End result: Ticket of $75 plus $150 for wasting the judge’s time.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Death of a Blackberry
Meet My Cousin
So check it out, this is my cousin Shahzad. He's the youngest cousin in our family. What makes him so cool is that he has a great collection of hats. This is my favorite hat. It says Paki in the front and has his initials on the back. He's pretty much one of the biggest bad asses you'll ever meet in your life (check out the bike). If you are around the age of 16 stay away from this guy!