Some Kids Are Destined to Do Something Great

Ohio Kid Stabs his Mom Over a Cheeseburger

Wow...and people wonder why we are so fat.

Baller!!!!!

I was coming out of Juma today and saw this baller car, turned out it was the Imam's!

I think I need to change my career.

Lebron's Mom and his Teammate an item?

According to Terezowens.com.. LeBron's Mom is having an affair with his teammate Delonte West

In what is truly a disturbing story, comes exclusive Terez Owens news that LeBron’s teammate Delonte West is sleeping with LeBron’s Mother Gloria James..Yes, this is the purported story coming from my source in Cleveland..My source explains the following.”My uncle is the general contractor at the Q and has been for the last 7 years. He’s good friends with a lot of guys at the Q, including some of the bigger boys in the organization and knows Dan Gilbert personally.My uncle has been told that Delonte has been banging Gloria James (Lebron’s Mom) for some time now. Somehow Lebron found out before game four and it destroyed their chemistry and divided the team. I am not making this up, I wish it wasn’t true but it happened. .” With Delonte West’s checkered past, LeBron can be none too pleased with his teammate and good friend hanging with his Mother… The Cavs definitely looked like a different squad from game 4 on..especially LeBron…coincidence, or did this really just happen? Maybe this is the reason LeBron’s leaving Cleveland..-TO

New York Knicks! New York Knicks!

News reporter Bill Simmons was sending out tweets last night for crowd chants during the Boston and Cleveland game. And he got a little creative...they were chanting "New York Knicks." Genius...pure genius.

Let's face it guys...LeBron is coming to the Knicks!

Move Over Avatar

Well 3D movies are making a huge splash this year. You got Avatar, Alice in Wonderland, and Crash of the Titans. Big movies with huge special effects! So the 3D effects do add some pizazz to the movie. But do we really need Step Up and Dance in 3D? Do I really want to see Tatum Channing's hips swinging in 3D?

Michael Jackson in year 2000.....

Back in 1985...Ebony Magazine featured a section called "What Celebrities will look like in the year 2000"...they were off...big time...

Read the fine print at the bottom. "At age 40 Michael Jackson will have aged gracefully and will have a handsome, more mature look. In number, his fans will have grown tenfold by the year 2000."

Iron Man 2 Review is In!

I went out with my mom to see a movie last weekend. I told her we were going to see an Indian movie, but she had no idea I pulled the old "switcharoo" and we went to Iron Man 2 instead. Happy Mother's day!

I want to show you all how funny this human being is

MTV Movie Awards Promo: Aziz Ansari ft. Sarah Silverman, Diddy, and more... from Aziz Ansari

Proves that you don't need any brains in the entertainment industry

For All the Single Ladies....

A lot of females were asking me who the dude in the shades was from my post yesterday. So here is my promo for him.....Drum roll please.......

Well, you've come to the right place. Get ready to double dip into a delicious fusion of Indian goodness. No, it's not the new restaurant on your street: it's my buddy Qasim…aka...Q!!!

He's been to China. He's been to Puerto Rico. But he hasn't been out with you...yet. But he's ready. So put down that Seventeen magazine and apply! Your dream date with Q awaits.

To put it quite simply: In the refrigerator of life, Q is the Sunny Delight and all other guys are the purple stuff.

If somehow you're still not convinced that Q is perfect for you, I'm keeping a running tally of the near infinite reasons why you should date Q.

The Top Reasons Why You Should meet this man:

Q only wears short-sleeve shirts. It became too much of a hassle sewing his long-sleeves back together each time he accidentally flexes his muscles.

Used to read Word Up magazine.

When he sees something, he says something.

Has always believed it wasn’t butter.

He's so lucky that he often uses the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button when he Googles.

He always does the code for 30 lives when he plays Contra, but only uses one.

Can name all six teams from Legends of the Hidden Temple.

He's kid tested and mother approved.

He is qualified to operate the safety showers in hospitals all throughout the continental United States.

Prefers mittens to gloves.

Better Marriage Bed

Someone at work sent me this. I have to go to a bunch of weddings this summer...so nothing better than a better marriage bed. By the way..this is a real product....I called the number.

Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed

Before you click on the video I want to let you know that my buddy Q tried to dispute this violation at the Long Island Nassau County Police Department. He told the judge that he didn’t run the red light and that he would never do anything like that. Well he had no idea what he was getting himself into...the police had him on tape.

End result: Ticket of $75 plus $150 for wasting the judge’s time.