Death of a Blackberry

Question: What are you going to do right after you quit investment banking?

Answer: I'm gonna destroy the living shit out of my electronic leash...aka...blackberry.

In this video, you are about to witness my roommate Mohsin's tireless attempt to annihilate his blackberry the night he ended his career as a banker. Little did he know that those little buggers are quite tough to break.

Viewer discretion is advised...

The random roars he makes are to die for.

On a side note: Check out Mohsin's clothing style......shalwar pants and undershirt.

Also, in the end of the video, you can check out a glimpse of my other roommate, Zahid's dance moves...genius.

Meet My Cousin

So check it out, this is my cousin Shahzad. He's the youngest cousin in our family. What makes him so cool is that he has a great collection of hats. This is my favorite hat. It says Paki in the front and has his initials on the back. He's pretty much one of the biggest bad asses you'll ever meet in your life (check out the bike). If you are around the age of 16 stay away from this guy!

The Most Awesome Customer Complaint Ever

So me and my buddy Suhaib went to this awesome Pakistani restaurant called Lahore Tikka House. We were leaving the place and saw that the restaurant has a customer complaint board. On the board were two of the best complaints I have ever seen written.