Birthday Gift

In 1993 I turned 10. My parents bought me this for my birthday. Not gonna lie, one of the best birthday gifts ever.

Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Dreams...

The Greatest Movie of Our Generation (Not Really)

Everyone has been talking about "Inception", the Leo movie about entering people's dreams and stealing their deepest and darkest thoughts. But I'm not here to talk about that.

After a night out on the town, my buddy Q and I usually go back to the apartment and turn on the SyFy Channel and watch a late night movie. For all of you who don't know, SyFy is one of the those channels that entertains the Science Fiction turbo nerd in all of us. So far they have been playing some of the most ridiculous movies ever created: Mega Piranha, about mutant piranhas who somehow make their way from the Amazon to Florida and go on a killing spree. Skinwalkers, where a 12 year old boy and his mom are the targets of warring werewolf packs, whom each have different motives. Dino Croc VS. SuperGator (favorite movie to date), about a man obsessed with creating giant sized reptiles with help of genetic engineering at a remote tropical island. As is the case with these monster movies, the experiment goes wrong and two giant sized creatures namely the Supergator and Dinocroc get free and engage in mass killing of humans.

If you're looking to die with laughter or be shocked beyond your wildest imagination, I think this one takes the cake: Sharktopus, which will be premiering on the SyFy channel on September 25th! That's right, it's a genetically engineered Shark/Octopus hybrid created for government purposes, but by some completely original plot device that has never ever been used in film before, it somehow manages to break free of its constraints and develops an appetite for human flesh!